Buy This Book, Or We'll Shoot This Puppy

Remember that classic National Lampoon cover? A couple of environmentalists and their publishing company do, which explains "Time to Eat the Dog? The Real Guide to Sustainable Living.

Did you know your dog has a bigger carbon paw print than a Toyota Land Cruiser? Well, it does. Read the book.

My buddy Mulshine said a UPS driver, had a better title:

Wok the Dog!