Don't Screw With His Welfare Check

A government subsidized man-baby threatens suicide if his social security check is taken away.

You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food,” he said. “Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care. I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.”

Or as they call it down at the morgue, a onesie.