Monday, January 24, 2011

O's Big Secret!

Oprah Winfrey has been keeping a "family secret" for months, a "miracle" that "shook her" to her "core," and today on her show she's going to reveal that secret.

It can't be that she has a half-sister she's being reunited with because that's not a "miracle." That's just a cheap ratings grab.

Our prediction: She's pregnant! And it's a miracle because she's 56 years old and never had sex. Can't wait to find out. Can you?

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